Monday 28 May 2007

cool/not cool letters

it's already 5 am in the morning and I'm still wide awake as I'm so used to sleep after 9 am for the past 9 days. My attempt to tune back my circadian rhythm yesterday failed miserably where the cycle shifted forward instead of going backward. bloodyhell. have to do it again today or I'll be a walking zombie for the next few days.

The past few hours of attempting to sleep, few ideas came up and good enough to blog bout but I'll stick to one for this entry.

It's about which letter is cool and which is not. I'm sure Niesa and Shu will not agree with me if i just list the cool letters, so here I'll categorize all the 26 letters and give some explanation how i did it.

Retard

Dull

Cool

Super Cool

H N P S W Y

A B C D F K L M O Q R T

E I U V Z

G J X


How i categorized the whole alphabet was, pick a letter, put it in front of a noun and say it out loud in your head. ie the letter B and the noun PHONE = B-PHONE. Sounds dull right..

Some examples for the cool,super cool n also the retard letters using the noun Mouse.

E and I seems to make a word becomes intelligent : e-mouse, i-mouse. That's cool. but the letter 'i' is actually between dull n cool cause every new products in the market seems to have that initial.

U - that's cool cause it's actually make a thing becomes 'u'. it also looks like a small smile. eg: u-mouse.

V and Z : with them things become exotic. eg: V-mouse, Z-mouse

G : a definite letter for quality. many brands adopt to use this letter to signify their high end product. ie G-mouse, G-shock, 3G, G-string etc

J : one word to describe it, COOL. few celebrities prefer to use J as a short form of their names so that they sound cool and have better commercial values. ie JT, Mary J Blige, Michael J Fox, J (Jay) Chou, Agent J (Will Smith in Men in Black) and many more. For this blog entry, J-Mouse. cool eh..

X: this is just sexy. also mysterious. ie x-Mouse

Retard letters... they just sound weird. H N Pee asS W whY.

H-mouse, hay-che-mouse. don't like the "che" sound
N-mouse, grammarrr....
P-mouse, wekk.
S-mouse, plain stupid
W-mouse, too long.
Y-mouse?, can't make a proper sentence without a question mark.

that's it. an hour wasted for this entry...

14 comments:

Shouta M said...

that's just one person's perception/views and of course we, as people of evidence based medicine era wont be satisfied with that! try to come up with studies or facts that came from some advert companies or the likes than i'll bow to u (literally, i wont do that in real by any chance)

kau buat camni aku teringat cerita p ramlee. teka teki yg "dimanakah kekuatan hang tuah?" jawapannya?? cari seniri..he he..

eh kau xsekolah ke? ponteng?!!

Dr. Aneesa said...

u have waaayyyy too much time on ur hands.

creative tho.

( i dont agree with J being super cool), should be in the retard gp.

i mean c'mon...jaaayyy?
seriously..

jazree said...

coolness is something subjective but still possible to do/find studies about it, but it's way too nerdy to use evidence base fact for this kind of opinion/blog entry. it won't change a thing but it may gives some idea why some letters can influence our judgement. I can elaborate more but, what for?

aku pegi la sekolah. tak leh tido. skang ni dah lebih 24 hrs..

-J is a super cool letter. No doubt about it. here in this blog, i'm ALWAYS right.

Anonymous said...

j for super cool???

nope-definitely a no-no..
have to toss the J into trash section since org2 mcm JT (perv!), Jay Chou (perasan) & Mary J Blige (too much money in her hands) use it...not to mention Mr "I'm Always Right a.k.a jazree" (hehe, u sound like my arrogant consultant)

S clearly belongs in Super Duper -I Cant believe It - COOL!!!!

it stands for Syikin anyway:P

Shouta M said...

i think i know why now..jay..try changing the first one with g..it sounds soo right aint it mr j rob?? ha ha..kidding..update la..baru few entries xkan dah lost touch kot?!

Miwqa said...

why is it H in those retard group?Ahaha

jazree said...

anip: alamak, anip pun dah bace blog ni..haha.. H bunyi tak best la..

shu: tak abih2 gay. cuci la otak tu skit. em, nanti2 la updte..bz ni..hehe, jarang aku cakap aku bz.

syikin:S is an ASS k.. full stop.

-zaza:o:binxz- said...

haiyer how long did u take to come out with this huh?

funny guy.

jazree said...

em, i think since there's a crave about the initial "i" for everything.

decided to blog about it right after i finished my delivery rotation where there's this one young parent nickname her babyboy "jay" and about at the same time Ireland's prime minister's daughter who married to one of the westlife member, also named her babyboy "Jay." then it struck me, cooool...

i guess u agree with me with j being in super cool group right.. hehehe..

Shouta M said...

about at the same time Ireland's prime minister's daughter who married to one of the westlife member, also named her babyboy "Jay." -->

where did u get this? HELLO magazine? or O.K? din know ur so into this westlife thingy. soo gay, ops, jay..

ok ok i'll stop (contented)

jazree said...

wey, it's information era... i know bout the news ofcourse from online newspaper, irish independent to be exact. it's on the front page where at that time anything about the taoiseach(prime minister) was a big news.

-zaza:o:binxz- said...

haha jazree, i WANT to agree. my nickname's kak ja among family and my 1st born is named jazzmeen.

Ireland's prime minister's daughter who married to one of the westlife member<----- haaa?!!! ok i do missed a lot of gossips, then. guess reading thesuperficial.com is not enuff essential for gossip readers.

Elly Che Othman said...

This entry is definately a plain torture of mind. But definately agree wif E being a cool letter!

Anonymous said...

You write very well.